Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Free Market Indicted On 2nd Degree Sexual Assult Charges

-In a news conference today, advocates for the Free Market officially refute charges that they should be held accountable for actions of their Invisible Hand.

Party Finger Pointing:
Republicans blame Democrats economic policies for causing the actions of the Invisible Hand. The Republican Party personified as a parrot was quoted as squawking: "QUaa, If the Democrats can't keep their dirty fingers out of the economy, how can we as a nation expect the Invisible Hand to keep it's fingers out of anyone else?"

Democrats response: "No we aren't, You are!"

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