1) Finally get around to procrastinating.
2) Re-evaluate priorities.
3) Convert list of priorities from list form to post-it-note form.
4) Strategically place newly compiled priority post-it-notes all over the place.
5) Re-prioritize priorities.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Point - Counter Point
Personification is the greatest trope ever!
Anthropomorphism is the greatest trope ever!
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Free Market Indicted On 2nd Degree Sexual Assult Charges
-In a news conference today, advocates for the Free Market officially refute charges that they should be held accountable for actions of their Invisible Hand.
Party Finger Pointing:
Republicans blame Democrats economic policies for causing the actions of the Invisible Hand. The Republican Party personified as a parrot was quoted as squawking: "QUaa, If the Democrats can't keep their dirty fingers out of the economy, how can we as a nation expect the Invisible Hand to keep it's fingers out of anyone else?"
Democrats response: "No we aren't, You are!"
Party Finger Pointing:
Republicans blame Democrats economic policies for causing the actions of the Invisible Hand. The Republican Party personified as a parrot was quoted as squawking: "QUaa, If the Democrats can't keep their dirty fingers out of the economy, how can we as a nation expect the Invisible Hand to keep it's fingers out of anyone else?"
Democrats response: "No we aren't, You are!"
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